I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
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my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
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You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
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