i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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