Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
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they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
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I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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