"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
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i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
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Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
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