Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
17 year olds will be the death of me.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
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Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
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Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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