I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
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