That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Randomize
