she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
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Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
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It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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