Porn is love you can see.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
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Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
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I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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