Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
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