So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
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I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
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All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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