we're blogging at a bar
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
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I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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