Grow some girl-balls and come out already
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
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