Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
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He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
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6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
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