Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Randomize
