it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
