It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
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Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
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He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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