This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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