I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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