Hey man sorry I got all grabby
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Welp...herpes.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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