Cold hands, warm shart.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
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She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
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I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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