Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
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At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
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She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
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