Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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