i already hear my dad disowning me
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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