Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
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well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
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No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Is Oprah even human
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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