Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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