oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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