this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
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Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
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Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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