Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(646): View more from New York

He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b

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(312): View more from Illinois

I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.

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(253): View more from Washington

i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.

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(240): View more from Maryland

At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka

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(630): View more from Illinois

Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..

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(407): View more from Florida

i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was

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(440): View more from Ohio

its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice

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(417): View more from Missouri

How was jagerbomb pong?

(314): View more from Missouri

It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice

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