You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
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I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
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Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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