Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.

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(415): View more from California

This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?

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(925): View more from California

Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.

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(502): View more from Kentucky

Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?

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I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.

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(518): View more from New York

He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.

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(619): View more from California

my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.

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