I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
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Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
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And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
We're too hungover to prance.