wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying