She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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