cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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