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Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
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