My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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