Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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