My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Four minutes until I can fart!
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
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