ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
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I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
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wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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