vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
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Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
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Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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