it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Do vagina's smell?
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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