I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
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he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
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Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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