Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
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It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
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theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize