I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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