Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
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I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
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GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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