Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
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when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
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Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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