Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
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