I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
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maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
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I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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