Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
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Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
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Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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