What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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