the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
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all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
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I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
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