Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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