Can Purell be used as lube?
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
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She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
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OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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