No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
false alarm. still invincible.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
