dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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