Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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