Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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