I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
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doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
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I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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