I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
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Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
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She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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