If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
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I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
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But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
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